The Republic of Bandar Singa is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 325 million Bandar Singans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bandar Singan economy, worth 28.6 trillion Dolar Singapuras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,140 Dolar Singapuras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, the Bandar Singa Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bandar Singa's national animal is the Singa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bandar Singa is ranked 84,973^rd in the world and 111^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 323.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.